Get your HIS cups out! Fill 'em to the brim with the best that you got! Take a little sip, then pour the rest out! YEEAAAHH, Just to proof that we wasteful, I'ma buy this drink and just leave it on the table. YEEAAAHH, on occasion disgraceful, the more that I taste is the less that I'm tasteful. It takes about three glass fulls until I'm mulling about using my mouth like an asshole. And that's classic KP, nonsensical phrases with a potential for danger. I sip vodka mixed with juicy juice. I get loosey goosey and use my tongue loosely. I bruise easily and lose focus speedily. It proves difficult to feign interest believably. But still I keep knocking back glass after glass With a passion matched only by Jack Lemmon. I'm having more rounds than a glee club. I'm Yee-Haw from the feet up! GRAB YOUR CANS AND SHOW YOUR FACES! HOME BASES IN SMOKY PLACES! We only come out at night. It's too dark to see what what I'm doing with my life. But my vision's fixed and I'm shifting bricks, Splittin' with all this time being wasted... I keep my bank account unstable To help the local pub make payroll. YEEAAAHH, I spend pesos. I pay so much more than I make, I gotta get my signs straight. More pluses less minuses. I made a mess out of my finances with debt up to my sinuses. You sign an application, drop a couple of chips. Get to messing with that plastic and then they on your ass, kid. I keep my tabs open in hopes that I don't overdraft, I'm piss poor at mathematics. And when I think about what I coulda done with my funds, I feel down like the Dow Jones average. I'm like Fred Savage, I've been wondering for years how I'm so mismanaged. But here I am again, expressing my youth from a messy vantage. Here I am again, with a grin on my face and a liver left damaged. Here I am again, Uh-Oh juice in my hand and it's bound to happen, so... GRAB YOUR CANS AND SHOW YOUR FACES! HOME BASES IN SMOKY PLACES! We only come out at night. It's too dark to see what what I'm doing with my life. But my vision's fixed, now I'm shifting bricks, Splittin' with all this time being wasted...

Shake it like you're on your fifth cup of joe. Shake it like you're on your fifth cup of joe. Shake it like you're... Drinking your coffee! It makes you go ehaeaheahaeha! It makes you go bdddddddddd! It makes you wanna go fast! Like Dale Earnhart Jr. The sooner the caffeine gets into your bloodstream Is the quicker you're picking up everything and shaking it. Now dropping it and breaking it. Pull the pot out, pour a cup and don't forsaken it. Because it's practically what keeps you alive when you're trying to make it through that 9 to 5. And the restaurant biz, you kidding? That place is ridden with caffeine addicts, Maxwell House fanatics. Looking like a hard ball from the arm of Greg Maddux. And that's it, some sugar packets are exactly What makes it taste better when your cup is too bitter. You be jitterin' when you're sippin' it. You try quittin' but when you hit the last drop, you just can't stop. With your coffee! It makes you go ehaeaheahea! It makes you PEP PEP PEP PEP PEP PEP PEP! It gives you so much speed! That's what you need. So grab your favorite bag and grind your bean. Now grind your bean, now grind your bean, now grind that bean. Now... Now grind your bean, now grind your bean, now grind that bean. Now... Let it percolate...drip drop drip drop. Let it percolate...drip drop drip drop. Let it percolate... When across my palate goes the daily grind, I got ten thousand thoughts going through my mind at the same time- (Like who invented the computer?Can I really now see into the future?Doesn't James Naismith look like Teddy Roosevelt?And who the hell puts Fritos in a Meximelt?) My insides blow up, now and I'm mad constipated. My insides tore up, now I'm mad agitated. I need to find a way to get it all out. So I pick up the mic and I open my mouth. Big Sir don't need no stick to stir with. Just two creams and my mug is perfect. Just two creams and I'm getting queasier Now stand back I'm gonna crack, man, I'm having a seizure! Now CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!