I'm a make short work of this. Give the megahertz turbulance and burn it like a furnace. I'm well furnished. I finish everything that I start and when I start it, I start it in earnest. So let's start it... Coming from out of nowhere to blow back your hair. Now that I'm in the picture you're redirecting your glare. Matter of fact, I got your whole frame on lockdown. Matter of fact, nobody's gonna blame you if you gawk now. It's only natural to stare at such an animal. I'll clap you in my mandible until your prescence is no longer tangible. This here's a cattle call and I'm the brand. Stand still for a minute while I imprint where I've been and who I am upon your tookus. You try to overlook us but you can't focus. Cause now the Greater Good are taking up your bifocals. I'm eating local and I'm shittin international. I've got a passion that's a tad bit irrational. It's the pursuit of the placement. To embody amazement. To always be at home and never need to pay rent. Who you kidding, your status could never stand adjacent to what I'm capable of with my feet slapping the pavement. So Come alive for me! With a feeling that's heartwarming, forever exorbitant. Come alive for me! I can't stop roaring, so this must be important. Yes! Yes! Yes! That's all there is. We keep it positive. We got some lethal people spitting sharper than a needle. Looking around, I'm seeing more acting than Joel Siegel. You wasted twenty grand on a goldfish, you light wrists, you might just get crossed out when you come across the lyrical mist. This must be mysterious, to see lips so dexterious. The kid is serious, like Haley Joel Osment, I'm constantly seeing MC's that I'm wiping off the continent with my consonants and vowels. You're bound to bow out, so be a pal and do it now. Cause there's no competition. So much rithmetic I need my own statistician. And the picture on the cover of the dictionary is my portrait. Consider yourself fortunate to know the roar of a word contortionist that could never dream of forcing it. Paragraphs porcelain. A charismatic voice, doled out in large portions, to leave you so riddled that you should call me Frank Gorshin. CHORUS I find it highly unlikely that you might outwrite me. I got you slaving away like I was Nike. You're gonna rue the day you ever took me lightly. Cause I'm heavy, you're a lightweight like Keira Knightly. You can't ever see me, your sight is unsightly. I'm a one man riot. You don't wanna incite me. It's like Excitebike, I chart my own course. I charge through locked doors with unstoppable force. I pour my heart and soul into going for yours with endless vengeance coming out of my pores. So now you're down on all fours, forehead to the floor. Ya'll should just cut the cord and go right to the source. .

This is it, now I'm getting it. Witches tit status. Wicked cold shit, need a sharp tipped apparatus for breaking off what I got on this block. Rock hard but turn to water when it's boiling in the pot. Going rate more than alot. Skyscraper cinderblocks, foundation locked down, elevation to the top. Delegating thoughts to the proper orifices, tips of my lips dropping effortless choruses. This tour de force of gorgeousness, a forceful orator making form out of formlessness. There's more and more of this, warn your kids. Spelling better than a witch, I'm on top of my biz. Liftoff, gift of gab, syllables are stabbing your cochlea. A Personal Workout like I was Heather Locklear. I'll leave you disbelieving your oculars. I'm kinda like your mama with how steady I'm rockin ya. Like, O! O MY! O MY GOD! O MY GOODNESS! Cause now I'm Pulling the mask up off you. Pulling the mask back on you. Pulling the mask up off you. Pulling the mask back on you. It's like I'm saying you be feeling my phrases like they're written in braille on the pages in only upper cases. My homeostasis makes way for your unstable paces. Amazing relationships. A relatable face to face the ages with, made plain and basic, displaying my place in it. Oh so passionate, accurate assesment. Sensory overload, commensury investment. This is the crest of the human experiment. Something nobody else will ever get to experience. Here it is, no more keeping up appearances. Filling up the space with relentless fearlessness. Period point blank, an explanation for the day. An education that's on such a scale that you should call me Sallie Mae. I'm comforting your eardrum with a verbal duvet. Remaining venerable until I'm covered in clay. I'm like, O! O MY! O MY GOD! O MY GOODNESS! Cause now I'm Pulling the mask up off you. Pulling the mask back on you. Pulling the mask up off you. Pulling the mask back on you.

I'm a Two Towel Dryer... don't ask me why. I'm a Two Towel Dryer... 'til the day that i die. I'm a Two Towel Dryer... that's how I get dry. I use two towels. Two Towels. Two Towels. Thwap, thwap. Now multiply that by two and you have got a bruised up backside. And I won't lie, divert your eyes, I'm gonna air dry. I'll spend 24 hours in the shower. Like Jack Bauer in the shower. And I'll always have a cape on my back with his and his and hers on the rack. I got one for the arms and one for the waist. Got one for the legs and one for the face. Now turban it, now turban it. Now wrap it around and turban it. I got one for the hands and one for the feet. Got one for the head and one for the seat. Now turban it, now turban it. Now wrap it around and turban it. T-W-O- T-O-W-E-L-S... BEFORE I GET DRESSED. .

Cuidado Piso Mojado! Don't slip up if you wanna see tomorrow. We've no need to beg, steal, or borrow. A Steely glare will leave your heart full of sorrow. Cuidado Piso Mojado! Mix it up like a sonic mulatto. We don't act hard but we're a hard act to follow Cuidado! You're all lightning and no thunder. You made a small blunder. Go find a large rock to hide under. The undertow of my flow is pulling you under until you're blown out the water and scattered asunder. You're under skin tight scrutiny, you see. If your style is the bounty then here comes the mutiny. And none of this is new to me. Everything I'm taking out of you is only what I have due to me. But now enough tomfoolery, you're so in love with yourself you could have fooled Chuck Woolery. It's about to get real slippery. I slip my tongue up to the mic until it's like a grand symphony. Right now you're thinking, "I know this man has it in for me. I have peed myself three times since he's been in my vicinity." I beat your rhymes times infinity. I've lived a long, nice, full life while you're crying in your infancy. You're a private in my infantry. Thumb to your temple, now you're treating me with dignity. CHORUS See you been getting out of line sometimes. You can't align with my timing and if you're climbing that mountain you're bound to die trying. You're eye to eye with the lowest depths. and if you're hoping to match my depth, don't hold your breath, or your skin's turning chartreuse. Man, your shit is obtuse. And every option that I could choose will leave your crew bruised. You're too useless to worry about. I'm bout to drop you in the wilderness to tarry about. So keep the river to your right and stay out of my sight. Cause I can think of plenty others that are sharing your plight. Ya'll are lost without me, it's like I'm Rand McNally. That's the way it's gonna be until my grand finale. When reality sets in, you're wowed by my tally. I'm tal-i-ented, my style so caliente. With plenty more to go around, so grab all you can before I'm in the ground. .

Well, I'm a tear you to pieces of my own recognizance and show you one last picture like I'm Peter Bogdanovich. I'm honestly on a whole 'nother plane. Playing lame while in vain you aim at the claim I've been ordained since the same time frame my shoe tread laid the stage to waste. Just check out my waist, you're gonna see 36 inches of gold. The buckle signifies the titles I hold. You struggle with the concept that I'm on top, yet you'll only see this once in your life like I'm a prom dress, I promise. So keep your eyes wide open, you can surmise I'm toting so just know that this potion is potent. It should be duly noted, I hold unruly motives, you wallow cluelessly while newly minted flows are flowing, through me from a superior source. But I couldn't tell you about that, because it's par for the course, for me. It's par for the course. Par for the course. Par for the course... Now... Give it a minute and think about it. Give it a second and think about it. Give it a moment and ponder on it. Now, think about it... Now sleep on it... Now sleep on it... I'll make your hair curl, man, like Rhea Perlman. Nobody knows your name, though. They only know who I am and I am spanning the globe with my gorgeous tones and I can even flow like Pearl Jam. I fill loads of notepads and throw 'em on the flame. I'm straight off the brain with the vocab. Oh shit, I'm so bad. I come with hit after hit, just think of me as your stepdad. And please, don't be so sad... I'd have to be soulless to not console the man that stands in my path. And as I pass away they're gonna say he spat every rap like each gasp was gonna be his last. And as I pass away they're gonna say he spat every rap like each gasp was gonna be his last. .